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WHAT IF ANG LAHAT NG TAO AY MARUNONG MAMBARA KATULAD NI VICE GANDA

  •  ”Are you crying?” -No I’m impersonating a fountain!
  •  ”Infairness ha you’re better now than in Highschool.” -I wish I could say the same for you.
  •  ”Tita, why do you hate me?” -Iha, i dont hate you, I just think your cheap!
  •  Sa jeep: “mama para!” May bababa? “Ay hindi po may aakyat po sa 2nd floor.”
  •  ”Uy balita ko mayaman ka na daw ah?” -Compared to you, OO!
  •  ”Hey why did you unfollow me?” -the real question is why did I follow you instead.
  •  ”Ay ang pangit ng kuha ko sa grad pic!” - eksakto kaya!
  •  ”Alam mo I’ll be really really happy pag sinagot mo ako…” - e paano naman ako?
  •  ”Softdrinks po!” nakaplastic? “Try natin naka sako kung kaya!”
  •  ”get 1/4 sheet..” Of pad paper? “Hindi tarpaulin! 1/4 sheet of tarpaulin meron ka?”
  •  ”Mam bawal po ang buntis dito sa marry-go-round” - Huh? bakit ang mga pangit pwede?
  •  ”guyS saan kayo kakain?” -duon sa hindi mo afford.
  •  ”Ay ang gulo ng buhok mo!” - Oo parang grammar mo!
  •  ”Pwede manligaw?” Oo naman wag lang sa akin!
  •  ”naku magpaparetoke nga ako para makasali din ako sa MissUniverse.” -naku hindi retoke ang kailangan mo, reincarnation.
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