WHAT IF CONYO LAHAT THE PEOPLE HERE IN ‘PINAS

  • Magnanakaw:  Holdap, make bigay all your thingies! Don’t make galaw or I will make tusok you!
  • Magnanakaw 2:  make suko, we made you napaligiran!
  • Impeachement trial: You are so asar! I’m galit na to you
  • Raliyista:   Let’s make baka, don’t be takot! Don’t be sossy, join the rally!
  • Newscaster:  Oh my gosh, I have hot balita to everyone!
  • Pasahero:  Sir, payment!
  • Pasahero 2:  Manong, faster please! I’m nagmama-hurry!
  • Customer:  Pa-buy ng water, yung naka shachet! (ice tubig)
  • Karpintero:  Can I hammer na the pokpok?
  • Pornstar:  Ay grabe so cold naman here! Standing ovation na my boobs!
  • Pari: You’re so bad, see ka ni God!
  • Tsismosa 1: I was like this, he was like all that, and I was like what’s your problem? 
  • Tsismosa 2: OMG that is like sooo sad!
  • Magtataho:  Taho! Make bili na while it’s init, I’ll make it with extra sago!
  • Bumibili ng taho: Iis it sarap? Pwede pa-have?
  • Pulubi:  knock knock, pa-beg!
  • Janitor: ekkkk! kill the ipis, please don’t step on it ha, I don’t like to feel the sound!


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Posted on January/21/2012
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