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Anonymous:
omg. i need help. Kasi yung brother ko, nahuli ko na nanuuod ng porn. wtf. Parang tanga kasi nakalimutan i delete yung history. omaygad. e 15 years old palang yun. Hala. Isusumbong ko ba sya? Kasi.. concern lang naman ako, di ba parang ang bata nya pa para dun? Gagong yun. Kainis.

Okay lang yan. Ikaw nga nanunuod ka ng The Walking Dead. Puro patayan at kainan yun. Ganun din sa porn, may kainan din dun. Pero walang patayan. hihi

Anonymous:
Hi kuya. Kamusta po? :) naniniwala ka ba sa forever?

Oo naman. Kalimitan, dun ako sa mga full length. Yung mga 25 minutes ganyan. Pero minsan kapag nagmamadali ako, okay na sa’kin yung mga 3 minutes or mga sample videos, mairaos lang. Full screen tapos HD. Tapos patay dapat ilaw. At siyempre dapat lock yung pinto ng kwarto. Ay pota! Pornever pala yung tinutukoy ko. Wala kasing forever. Pornever meron. hihi

beben-eleben:

You can buy movie tickets (worth P230 each) for Mockingjay Meetup at the following dates and venues:
Alabang Town CenterOrganizer: Maica ReynosoOctober 25-26, 3-7PM
Ayala TerracesOrganizer: Rain MalicsiOctober 22, 2-6PM
Batangas City Area (Tea Leaves)Organizer: Melvin TordecillaOctober 26, 2-6PM
BGC AreaOrganizer: Vince GregorioOctober 24-25, 12-7PM
FEU AreaOrganizer: E-jay DimayacyacOctober 20-24, 10AM-4PM 
Fisher MallOrganizer: Sieg CorreaOctober 20-26, 1-5PM
Lipa City Area (Starbucks Ayala)Organizer: Dexter BalitaOctober 26, 4-6PM
Los Baños Area (Vega Center)Organizer: Melvin TordecillaOctober 20-24, 6-7PM
Makati Area/ Greenbelt/ GloriettaOrganizer: Maica ReynosoOctober 20-24, 10-11AM and 4-7PM
Quezon Memorial Circle - TSEMU (Tumblr Sem-Ender MeetUp)Organizer: Patrick DacanayOctober 25, 2PM-onwards
SM BF ParañaqueOrganizer: Maica ReynosoOctober 25-26, 3-7PM
SM CalambaOrganizer: Paolo DimaculanganOctober 20-24, 2-4PMOrganizer: Melvin TordecillaOctober 27, 6-9PM
SM LipaOrganizer: Melvin TordecillaOctober 25, 2-6PM
SM Megamall/ Shangri-La PlazaOrganizer: Neil De LeonOctober 20-24, 12-1PMOctober 25-26, 3-7PM
Taft Area (McDonald’s)Organizer: Walp BawalanOctober 20-27, 6-8PM
Tanauan City AreaOrganizer: Dexter BalitaOctober 20-24, 5-6PM
TriNomaOrganizer: Mark MendozaOctober 20, 22 and 24, 7PM-onwardsOctober 21 and 23, Any timeOrganizer: Rain MalicsiOctober 23, 2-6PMOrganizer: Aaron AmarOctober 25-26, 3-7PM
University Belt AreaOrganizer: Mark RubioOctober 20-26, 3-7PM
UST AreaOrganizer: Vince GregorioOctober 20-23, 9AM-4PM
Please coordinate with the assigned organizer. If you are not available on the schedule above, you may purchase your slot for the meetup via bank deposit. Kindly message Maica for the bank details. Deadline of payment is on October 27, 2014. Please buy tickets now as we only have limited number of slots. Thank you!

beben-eleben:

You can buy movie tickets (worth P230 each) for Mockingjay Meetup at the following dates and venues:

Alabang Town Center
Organizer: Maica Reynoso
October 25-26, 3-7PM

Ayala Terraces
Organizer: Rain Malicsi
October 22, 2-6PM

Batangas City Area (Tea Leaves)
Organizer: Melvin Tordecilla
October 26, 2-6PM

BGC Area
Organizer: Vince Gregorio
October 24-25, 12-7PM

FEU Area
Organizer: E-jay Dimayacyac
October 20-24, 10AM-4PM 

Fisher Mall
Organizer: Sieg Correa
October 20-26, 1-5PM

Lipa City Area (Starbucks Ayala)
Organizer: Dexter Balita
October 26, 4-6PM

Los Baños Area (Vega Center)
Organizer: Melvin Tordecilla
October 20-24, 6-7PM

Makati Area/ Greenbelt/ Glorietta
Organizer: Maica Reynoso
October 20-24, 10-11AM and 4-7PM

Quezon Memorial Circle - TSEMU (Tumblr Sem-Ender MeetUp)
Organizer: Patrick Dacanay
October 25, 2PM-onwards

SM BF Parañaque
Organizer: Maica Reynoso
October 25-26, 3-7PM

SM Calamba
Organizer: Paolo Dimaculangan
October 20-24, 2-4PM
Organizer: Melvin Tordecilla
October 27, 6-9PM

SM Lipa
Organizer: Melvin Tordecilla
October 25, 2-6PM

SM Megamall/ Shangri-La Plaza
Organizer: Neil De Leon
October 20-24, 12-1PM
October 25-26, 3-7PM

Taft Area (McDonald’s)
Organizer: Walp Bawalan
October 20-27, 6-8PM

Tanauan City Area
Organizer: Dexter Balita
October 20-24, 5-6PM

TriNoma
Organizer: Mark Mendoza
October 20, 22 and 24, 7PM-onwards
October 21 and 23, Any time
Organizer: Rain Malicsi
October 23, 2-6PM
Organizer: Aaron Amar
October 25-26, 3-7PM

University Belt Area
Organizer: Mark Rubio
October 20-26, 3-7PM

UST Area
Organizer: Vince Gregorio
October 20-23, 9AM-4PM

Please coordinate with the assigned organizer. If you are not available on the schedule above, you may purchase your slot for the meetup via bank deposit. Kindly message Maica for the bank details. Deadline of payment is on October 27, 2014. Please buy tickets now as we only have limited number of slots. Thank you!

THE EMOTICON TRAGEDY

Mahilig akong maglagay ng emoticon kapag nagchachat ako. Para damang-dama ng kausap ko yung presensya ko at para kita niya yung reaksyon ko sa mga kinekwento niya ganun. Pero ang hindi ko lang maintindihan ay kung bakit sa dinami-dami ng characters sa keyboard, talagang pinagdikit pa ang “(” at “)”. Pwede namang sa magkabilang dulo ng keyboard. Pero bakit pinagdikit? Lagi na lang kasi akong nagkakamali ng pindot.

In example,

Siya: Wag ka ng magpapakita o magttxt o magpaparamdam sa’kin kahit kelan! Galit na galit ako sa’yo!

Me: Okay. :)

Siya: Nang-aasar ka ba?! 

—-

Friend: Pre, nabalitaan mo na ba? Ninakawan pala si Pareng Bogart kagabi.

Me: Tsk. Kalungkot naman yun pre. :)

Friend: Alam mo, napakainsensitive mo!

—-

Friend: Uyy pare. Kami na! Sinagot na niya ako! <3

Me: Ayos yan pre. :(

Friend: Tangina?? May feelings ka para sa’ken pre?!

Friend: Bakit ngayon mo lang sinabi. 

Friend. Minahal din kita pre. </3

—-

Friend: Pre, di ko na kaya. Papakamatay na ako!!!

Me: Wag! :)

Friend: Ok. Paalam…

Me: Ay puta. Mali!

Me: Huuuy!!

Me: Pre!

Me: Pre??? 

End of story.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

BEST REPLY KAPAG NIREPLYAN KA NG “K.”

That moment nung tinext mo siya ng pagkahaba-habang message na halos mapudpod na yung daliri mo kakatype at halos maghintay ka ng poreber kahihintay sa txt niya tapos ang reply lang niya, “K”. Short for “killer conversation”. Lakas lang maka “whatever” ng dating. Konting appreciation man lang sana sa ngalan ng bagong manicure mong kuko. Sarap hampasin ng jacket. Dun sa may gawing zipper para intense.

Kaya eto dapat ang ipinarereply kapag nireplyan ka ng ‘K’.

1. “OMG. Dati siniseenzoned mo lang ako. Ngayon ang reply mo “K” na. Journey to poreber na ituuu!”

2. “K. Ang letter bago diyan ay J. At ang letter after niyan ay L. At alam mo ba ibig sabihin ng L? Lakompake. Kbye.”

3.  “LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Tapos.”

4. “K? As in okay? Nakasuot ba yung daliri mo sa pwet mo kaya tatlong letter lang hindi mo pa maitype?”

5. “Ano ‘to Pinoy Version ng The Fault in our Stars by Precious Hearts Romance? K? K.”

6. “Wow. Pa-cute. Pa-mysterious. Pa-suplado epek. Pakyu hanggang birthday mo!

7.. “In the periodic table of element, K is a symbol of Potassium which is derived from the Neo-Latin word kalium and with atomic number 19. Therefore, Potaena ka!

8. "Sana dick pic na lang sinend mong reply. May K din naman yun."

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Hindi naman sa ayaw ka nilang kausap. Ayaw lang siguro nila sa pinag-uusapan. Magkaibang bagay yun. Pero isipin mo na lang, atleast pinilit pa ring magreply sa napakabrief na paraan. Patunay lang yan na inacknowledge niya pa rin yung mensahe mo sa paraang alam niya at hindi sa paraang alam mo. Still, text is not the appropriate medium for emotional communication. Nasasaktan at naiinis ka lang siguro dahil hindi mo nakuha yung hinihingi at gusto mong sagot. In short, nag-expect ka na naman. Kaya ka nasasaktan eh.

 
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